L'Ebron, C'est Moi

Over the past several weeks since mid-May, this guy:

Refused to compete in several moments against the Celtics. Subsequently, told reporters that "I spoil people with my play."

Maneuvered to effect the firing of Coach Mike Brown, the most successful coach in Cavalier history.

Appeared in an hour-long interview on Larry King Live in the middle of the NBA Finals.

Refused to meet with Tom Izzo as the latter was considering the Cavs' offer to replace Brown as head coach.

Wore sweatpants (!) when he met with the various teams seeking to sign him.

Opened a Twitter account.

Reportedly, didn't return any calls or texts from Cavs owner Gilbert, who has been very good to him.

Engineered an hour-long television show for him to announce his free-agency decision. Therein, he repeatedly referred to himself in the third person, and talked about all the great things he's done for the city of Cleveland!